So me and mai homie be sippin' on some 40s when this grizzly ass bitch came up to me and asked what the time. I was all like hoe do i look like a clock?! Huh son! and she gettin' all big like she sumtin special. She be all like "excuse me sry I didnt think i was asking a prick for the time" and i was WHAT SON ESCUZE THIS YOU CHUBAKA LOOKING MOTHER FUCKA. and I smacked her with mai pimp hand. She fell to the ground and im like WHAT. She looked at me you know and began absorbin' in my gangsta ass swag and be like omg omg your smallgats" and I be all like THAST RIGHT BITCH than I smack her again. Hoe was all like please lemme be one of yo bitches and im like no I aint be wranglin' in no fugly hoes.
Mai ranch only got da finest bitches and hoes ya feel me? cant let dem nasty ass hoes ruin my perfect hive of honeys ya dig?
Anyway im bouncing herd dis mother fucka be talkin' bout da detriot lions like they suck ya feel me so ima go cap his ass before i go to sleep.
Peace
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Life of Smallgoods
So yeah keepin mai hoes in check and shit and like one of dem be frontin' dawg and i was like I cap yo ass if you disobey me again. So anyways I tell you wat dis bitch did she all like Smallgats how come you never make a rap for me and be like WHAT SON! you gun do sumtin huh hoe. So i stuck my gat right in her mouth be like hes yo rap sucka. : D
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